I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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