It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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