Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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