you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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