I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I can't turn off my feet"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So apparently I’m into choking now
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