I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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