I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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