Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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