If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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