But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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