I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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