Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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