grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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