I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
