I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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