If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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