The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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