S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
