loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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