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This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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