he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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