Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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