They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You may now shotgun with the bride
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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