I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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