never play flip cup with pint glasses
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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