oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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