lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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