I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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