Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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