My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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