Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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