we have officially lost it.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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