You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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