i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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