If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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