I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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