im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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