I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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