Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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