we're chasing vodka with high fives
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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