You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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