I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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