WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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