no one should ever give us hovercrafts
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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