I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
