so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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