so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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