this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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