There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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