That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
try to milk me bitch
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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