i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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