I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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